Damn, I am not good at updating regularly. I swear the comment thingy is almost working, but I've just been very busy lately. What I have had time to do is get myself a gig at the next <b>Heeb Storytelling</b> event in <font color=blue><b>Washington DC</b></font>. It is being
held at something called "<font color=red><b>Grille 88</b></font>," at 1910 18th Street NW Dupont Circle, 7pm.
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Now, some of you who have seen the latest issue of Heeb (that is to say, no. 5)
may have been offended by one or two articles in it (and I use the term "articles" lightly here). We did get a lot of complaints.
Most of the complaints <i>I</i> heard were from other editors. That is all I will say about that right now.
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Anyway, the best thing to do if you have any comments or questions about the issue is to buy a ticket to the show at Grille 88 on <font color=red><b>March 18th</b></font> and direct those queries to me (yes, me personally) by printing a summary of your complaint (in sixteen words or less) on a postcard in clearly legible block
letters to be handed to me at the end of the show.

Admission is only $6 if you mention my name to the ticket clerk! Otherwise, they will have to charge you the full $6.